DEPARTURES / TERMINAL 404

I came for stocks. I bought a frog instead.

My gate changed to pump.fun. I packed badly.

WALL STREET PUMP.FUN
BOARDING NOW Green frog tourist in a bucket hat with a backpack and boarding pass

Boarding information

FOUR REASONS TO MISS YOUR FLIGHT

01

ONE-WAY TICKET

I heard stocks were being tokenized, so I tokenized my holiday budget. The frog was cheaper than a window seat.

02

CASINO DESTINATION

Inside my suitcase: one passport, three bad entries, and a frog with suspiciously strong opinions. Please do not inspect the receipts.

03

NO REFUNDS

TradFi said it was entering the casino through the front door. I got there first and immediately forgot what a dividend was.

04

BOARDING NOW

$TOURIST is the souvenir for tourists crossing every market at once. Keep your boarding pass, your sense of humor, and maybe your lunch money.

FLIGHT STATUS / LIVE

The odds are
questionable.

Printed statistics from a suitcase with no sensible compartments.

ODDS5X
GATE404
BAGGAGE99%
DELAY00:00

$TOURIST IS LIVE ON PUMP.FUN

BUY $TOURIST

Boarding now on pump.fun. I am already in the wrong terminal.

Drops on pump.fun at launch